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We Kicked Allah's Ass Dave Francis Ya know, I was thinking about something. All this bitching and whining you hear about 'humiliating' the Arabs. They whine, cry, carp and bitch about how they are being humiliated by the west. First of all, they humiliate themselves. They dress like freaks, refuse to do any kind of real work, and treat each other like crap. Their whole way of life is a humiliation. I wouldn't put one of those outfits on a dog! By the way, they don't like dogs, and that is another reason they are worthless slime, but I will save that for another day. We try to be sensitive. We try to be concerned about their fragile egos. Well, I for one am tired of it. They want to bitch about humiliation, let's tell them how it REALLY is. Let's give them reason to be humiliated. First of all, all of you Arabs and Islamists out there, forget about competing with us. The US is one bad mutha! We are Shaft, James Bond, and Dick the Bruiser all rolled into one. We took on the Iraqi army, plus mujahadin from all over the world, and went through them like a hot knife going through butter. Actually, it was more like a hot knife going through air. It is unreal how easy it was. Especially when you consider this. We didn't just fight Iraq. We didn't just fight the visiting towelheads. We took on Allah! We were assured, over and over, by good, loyal Muslims that big bad Allah was going to weigh in on this one, and that the US stood no chance, because Allah would step in and kill us all. We were going to be drowned, murdered, defeated, and sent home with either our tail between our legs or in body bags. Guess what? We kicked Allah'ss ass! Allah is a punk! A bitch! A bunch of basically 19-25 year old guys, AND GIRLS! GIRLS! Got that, GIRLS! kicked the holy crap out of one of the most sophisticated armies the Arab world could muster, with the support of the entire Arab population, and the help of Allah!! Now, I understand why they say "peace be upon him" after they say his name. Cuz he SUCKS at war. If you plan on fighting with us big dogs, you really may want to consider finding a new god to count on. Last I heard, Huitzilopostle was available, but he got his ass kicked by a couple hundred Spaniards last time out. He's had some time to rest up though, who knows. One thing is for sure. Allah didn't help a damn bit. I mean, even the FRENCH held out against the Nazi's longer than you did against us. The French laste 40 days or so, and the best you AND ALLAH could do was 3 weeks! Jeez! Lucky for you we just used nintendo players on you. Had we broken out OUR god, you would have been toast. Our god don't play. We ain't got no sissy-god like you guys have. Our god's de MAN! I mean, to an Islamist, a successful military operation is when you kill a couple of schoolchildren while blowing yourself up. What a bunch of losers! If this is the best you and Allah can do, you really may want to consider pacifism. You are to war what Andy Kaufman was to pro wrestling. You fight like a bunch of whiny little girls. It is ridiculous. The next time one of your crappy little countries acts up, howz about we send a troop of boy scouts to put you in your place. After all, it isn't like we have to worry that you are going to have any sort of..... I dont know... effective divine intervention or anything. Now, do us all a favor. Go get on your sheets, mount a camel, ....Uhh.. hang on. Let me rephrase that. Get on a camel, and ride around so some western tourists can get your picture. When you are done, go eat some hummus and pray to Allah that we don't ever really WANT your damned oil. The day we want it is the day we ride into town and TAKE IT! Got that?! Take it! You can listen to Dave Francis on: THE DAVE FRANCIS SHOW Radio Roks 102 FM St. Petersburg, Russia Now LIVE on the internet. Dave@Francisnet.comWWW.Francisnet.com Dave Francis |